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WTF happens in the bathroom, Nigel?

And tonight I had to ask, WTF  happens in the bathroom, Nigel? Everything in there is drenched. All the toilet paper is wet, if I leave clothes, towels hairdriers there when I come back to get them they are wet. Not damp Nigel  WET.  Sit on the dunny and you get rained on. I cleaned [...]

FOX (Written 2006)

Tracy and Kitsu were sitting at a window table in the Green Iguana café on King just near the lights. The cars were angry, the red lights were really pissing them off. Tracy was sipping one of those weak-soy-milk-caps with a dash of cold, the kind where coffee wasn’t a requirement to earn the name [...]